CrystalOct 19, 20202 minAshes, Ashes, We Get Back UpAnyone else feel like a beach? Not going to the beach- although that does sound great. Like an actual beach. Like sand at the edge of the...
CrystalSep 21, 20202 minWhat the Hell is Wrong With Us?Fear. Fear is what is wrong with us. We are so afraid of the wrong ideas, the wrong conclusions, wrong president, wrong color, wrong...
CrystalMar 27, 20202 minPrecipice - March 17, 2020I have a strange relationship to heights. It actually may be standard issue but I see it as strange. I can step backwards off a cliff...
CrystalDec 12, 20197 minThe UglyI don't really do ugly. As a general rule I do beautiful. Well, my actual person does disheveled most days but art, interior design,...
CrystalDec 3, 20193 minDance like FlorencioSo it's been a while right? 5 months or so. I always wonder about what gets me writing and why. What it says about my mental health if I...
CrystalJul 22, 20192 minART WALK: Walking with Winter*I've decided to start including an occasional post about my paintings when there is a story to tell. Here ya go.... 2 self portraits...
CrystalJul 16, 20193 minJunk Drawer I'll be honest with you. I'm having a very human day. No hormones to blame it on, no hard HARD life stuff. Just the regular hard life...
CrystalJun 13, 20193 minMASH, Miracles and Menstrual CrampsGuys, I'm done. Today, this week. Done. I have been utterly useless for 3 straight days. Did you read my post from last week about doing...
CrystalJun 6, 20194 minAvocado Waffle EpiphanyI am sitting here at a waffle house in Utah waiting on the Gods while eating the best and only avocado topped waffle I've ever had....
CrystalApr 25, 20193 minA Classy kind of day Woke up and went to Walmart. First of all, I know know its bad comedic form to to go after Walmart and some of its more native natives....
CrystalJan 15, 20192 minThank You Cookie Patch, Be FreeEvery January, and a couple other times a year (because I accumulate "stuff" like dog hair on a wool coat) I purge my house of the...
CrystalDec 27, 20183 minYes Vanna White, There is a New Blog PostI do a lot of scary things in my day. I used to think it was incompetence, or lack of experience that makes normal activities scary. Then...
CrystalNov 16, 20183 minSay Yes To Ritual Human Sacrifice I got a call today from my kids' school. It went something like the scene from Temple of Doom where Mola Ram (creepy cult priest), pulls...
CrystalNov 9, 20183 minI bought a blazer for legitimacy.Excuse: I bought a blazer because it was on crazy sale at Banana... And I have this Art business-ey thing coming up.... and I think they...
CrystalOct 30, 20182 minThanks for the stripper name Mom and Dad: How I ended up topless in MoroccoI have a stripper name. Not as porn-ish as Chocolate Delight or Twilight Sparkle (Fun fact- those are My Little Pony names- I just killed...
CrystalOct 29, 20181 minThe universe puked and I listenedThere was a death-row pile of paintings sitting on my studio floor. I have a hard time passing capitol judgement on artwork because I...
CrystalOct 29, 20181 minAlphabitch Soup My dog behaviorist says I have a problem. She's actually my housecleaner but she's one of those ladies with lots of hats, so by way of...