Crystal
Ashes, Ashes, We Get Back Up
Anyone else feel like a beach? Not going to the beach- although that does sound great. Like an actual beach. Like sand at the edge of the...
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Adulting so hard
Crystal
- Sep 21, 2020
- 2 min
What the Hell is Wrong With Us?
Fear. Fear is what is wrong with us. We are so afraid of the wrong ideas, the wrong conclusions, wrong president, wrong color, wrong...
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Crystal
- Mar 27, 2020
- 2 min
Precipice - March 17, 2020
I have a strange relationship to heights. It actually may be standard issue but I see it as strange. I can step backwards off a cliff...
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Crystal
- Dec 3, 2019
- 3 min
Dance like Florencio
So it's been a while right? 5 months or so. I always wonder about what gets me writing and why. What it says about my mental health if I...
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Crystal
- Jul 22, 2019
- 2 min
ART WALK: Walking with Winter
*I've decided to start including an occasional post about my paintings when there is a story to tell. Here ya go.... 2 self portraits...
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Crystal
- Jul 16, 2019
- 3 min
Junk Drawer
I'll be honest with you. I'm having a very human day. No hormones to blame it on, no hard HARD life stuff. Just the regular hard life...
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Crystal
- Jun 13, 2019
- 3 min
MASH, Miracles and Menstrual Cramps
Guys, I'm done. Today, this week. Done. I have been utterly useless for 3 straight days. Did you read my post from last week about doing...
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Crystal
- Jun 6, 2019
- 4 min
Avocado Waffle Epiphany
I am sitting here at a waffle house in Utah waiting on the Gods while eating the best and only avocado topped waffle I've ever had....
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Crystal
- Apr 25, 2019
- 3 min
A Classy kind of day
Woke up and went to Walmart. First of all, I know know its bad comedic form to to go after Walmart and some of its more native natives....
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Crystal
- Jan 15, 2019
- 2 min
Thank You Cookie Patch, Be Free
Every January, and a couple other times a year (because I accumulate "stuff" like dog hair on a wool coat) I purge my house of the...
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Crystal
- Dec 27, 2018
- 3 min
Yes Vanna White, There is a New Blog Post
I do a lot of scary things in my day. I used to think it was incompetence, or lack of experience that makes normal activities scary. Then...
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Crystal
- Nov 16, 2018
- 3 min
Say Yes To Ritual Human Sacrifice
I got a call today from my kids' school. It went something like the scene from Temple of Doom where Mola Ram (creepy cult priest), pulls...
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Crystal
- Nov 9, 2018
- 3 min
I bought a blazer for legitimacy.
Excuse: I bought a blazer because it was on crazy sale at Banana... And I have this Art business-ey thing coming up.... and I think they...
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Crystal
- Oct 30, 2018
- 2 min
Thanks for the stripper name Mom and Dad: How I ended up topless in Morocco
I have a stripper name. Not as porn-ish as Chocolate Delight or Twilight Sparkle (Fun fact- those are My Little Pony names- I just killed...
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Crystal
- Oct 29, 2018
- 1 min
The universe puked and I listened
There was a death-row pile of paintings sitting on my studio floor. I have a hard time passing capitol judgement on artwork because I...
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Crystal
- Oct 29, 2018
- 1 min
Alphabitch Soup
My dog behaviorist says I have a problem. She's actually my housecleaner but she's one of those ladies with lots of hats, so by way of...
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